We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
