I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
