I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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