Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
