am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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