he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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