I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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