You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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