Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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