Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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