What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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