PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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