Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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