2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
