Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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