How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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