Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
