The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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