1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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