is your mom at the bar?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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