dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
As shirtless as possible
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
