I'd wear matching sweaters with you
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
