I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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