He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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