do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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