my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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