sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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