She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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