Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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