it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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