We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Can Purell be used as lube?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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