What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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