I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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