what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
