They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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