Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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