I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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