hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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