Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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