i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he was CRYING into my vagina
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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