Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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