No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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