i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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