Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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