Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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