Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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