Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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