I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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