There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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