If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
